Action Figure

I've had my struggle with the bus.

Today, neither good nor bad, the strangest event occurred.

I boarded Bus 4 downtown behind two other city-ites.

As I stepped up to pay, I noticed the bus driver was hunched over.  Like when you sleep sitting up - only I could tell he wasn't asleep.  His neck was tucked down and was staring intently at his hands.

In one hand was tucked a miniature action figure.  In the other was a very small paint brush.

The driver was using intermittent bus stops, 20 second intervals at a time, to tint his army.