Real Cost of Food

An egg is an egg. Except, when it's not.

Fresh the movie.

Juicing the Yogurt

Image: liquid that forms on the top of the yogurt.

It almost makes me not want to dive beneath the swampy container surface.  I still do, but it takes some convincing.

Convincing that my eating yogurt is a favor to my body.  It should be grateful.  I could be sucking down a Jucy Lucy from Matt's Bar.  While delicious, it has the potential to stop a heart on cheese imploding impact.

Sure it doesn't want to touch the soupy, milk colored water.  But it's yogurt.  It's healthy.  Healthy food isn't supposed to be appetizing.

Is it?

Today on the Tandem

Aly and I dressed for work and rode the 1970 Schwinn Twin tandem to work this morning - instead of our usual commute, which involves us each with our own bicycle.

There was a mix of laughs, confusion and head shaking from onlookers.

Not to say I blame the head shakers.  Mixing in with rush hour traffic on Hennepin with a 9 foot bike gets somewhat ridiculous.

Do tandems do more to save the environment than two typical bicycles?

Regardless, that's what I shouted to those onlookers.  However, my cred was shot because the shouts were from the back seat.  Aly was driving.

The Purple Pack

The state is currently wetting itself around Brett Favre in Viking purple.

News choppers following Favre's motorcade. Women crying in the streets. Madness really.

Birth Right

Fellow cyclists,

A friendly reminder:

Spandex is an earned right, not an inherent one.

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Stuck to You

This is dumbly catchy.

I've been listening to it on repeat for the last hour.

Nobody's perfect.