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Showing posts with label Portland. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Portland. Show all posts

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Renovo Bicycles

I remember reading a review for a Renovo bicycle this past fall in Men's Journal.

This was around the time I put it in my head I wanted wood accents for my fixed gear and was completely blown away by such a supremely engineered piece of wood.

I cruised the site for info, made my first attempt at wood handle bars and have since tried to figure out a cost-effective way to make functional parts.

While we were in Portland last month, Team Motts emerged from Roots Organic Brewing Company around dinnertime to come face to face with a middle aged guy with an insanely unique bike.

The guy happened to be Ken Wheeler, owner and brain trust, of Renovo Hardwood Bicycles and the bike happened to be one of his own:



No doubt, the pint of beer had something to do with our wonderment but seeing a piece of maple wood fashioned into an everyday pony-whip has a way of making your jaw drop.

Check out Renovo's website.

Ken has put up some interesting information and even more interesting bicycles.


Sunday, March 22, 2009

Headless Lips



By the end of the weekend, The Lips lost his head.



Thursday, March 19, 2009

A Portland Fix

Fixed gears on the streets of Portland are required to equip thier bike with either a hand brake (hell no) or a, wait for it, stick (hell yes).

Check out the bike-folk having a stick-stopping competition:


Tuesday, March 17, 2009

A Bike Tale: Intermission Part Deux


A ride with Team Motts, in still.

Click here to enjoy some fresh apple juice.



A ride with Team Motts, in motion.

Click the, well, the sideways triangle thing:





Portland, you are a beautiful thing.







Friday, March 13, 2009

A Bike Tale: Intermission

Catch up to the story here and then here.


Le Tour de Portland (The Tour of Portland)

Entracte (Intermission)


Courtesy of The Lips, photos.


Courtesy of The Voice of Reason, Team Mott's next four trips.


Courtesy of Team Mott's, the best way to spend a Saturday.


For the sanity of pedal energy:



Wednesday, March 11, 2009

A Bike Tale: Part II

Le Tour de Portland (The Tour of Portland)

Mars 5 (March 5)

Une jours (Day 1)


The Grand Depart Minneapolis

The Dreamer, The Lover and The Voice of Reason began their journey in the majestic Humphrey Terminal.

At O'Kelley's. With Guinness's. And grins.

An elated bar tab carried positively onto an delayed airline flight. So much so, in fact, the boys' social commentary earned a round of beers from the Nestle salesman seated in the row ahead.

The stewardess doted upon team the team with the curiosity of a brood hen hatching another species.

Mott's was established as team sponsor mid-flight after The Dreamer declared to the fuselage, "I got the Mott's" and a round was distributed.

Henceforth, team MVP is awarded the iconic room temperature apple juice.  Like Gatorade on the football coach or chugging milk at the racetrack.

Only less appetizing.

Arrive Portland, OR (Arrive Portland, OR)

How do you fit Team Motts, six bags and one snowboard into a wagon?

Head to the gas station and buy the following:

  1. 6 6-packs of local beer

  2. Lolly-pops

  3. Cigarettes

  4. A framed poster of Al Pacino, Scarface incognito

What went to the airport as an A4, returned home as an A6.

CJ Dirt (formally Colin J. Lebens), The Smoker, accompanied the team to home base, in NW Portland city where bags were unfurled and toasts were had.

The night progressed to Gypsy Restaurant and Velvet Lounge.

It had karaoke.

Zim, The Lover, sang this:





Except, he sounded like this:



..and looked similar.


Our first meal of Day 2, Friday, took place at 3:00 in the morning at an all night diner called Roxy.

Five of us ordered a delicacy called the "Heart Attack Platter."  Issac's pancakes were made fun, but The Voice of Reason has the last laugh in the morning.

All six ordered, not a mug of coffee, but a carafe.  A piece.

The theme of the weekend was established that night as "overkill."


Stage winner:  Issac, The Voice of Reason.

Stage loser:  Passengers on flight 596












Tuesday, March 10, 2009

A Bike Tale: Part I


As it is, looking back as it was, the best 72 hours of our lives...

Introducing the peloton:


Team Motts

CJ Dirt: The Smoker (Captain)


Andrew: The Lips (Lieutenant)


Freddy: The Drinker (Domestique)



Zim: The Lover (Time Trialist)


Issac: The Voice of Reason (Climbing Specialist)


John: The Dreamer (Sprinter)



Standings will be updated daily.



















Thursday, March 5, 2009

B. Ike, P. Town


Ten hour countdown until the two-wheeled ponies are cut loose in Portland.


I'm back Sunday, in time for Funday Monday - which includes images, videos and storytelling.
-Dreamer


Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Nine Days Until Festaroon

Nine days until The Bike Bar touches down in Portland for the adventure trip of the season.

Planning our two-wheeled pony retreat, we kicked around the idea of having it coincide with one of the major beer festivals. Due to scheduling, we picked a weekend and figured we would postulate our own beer tour if something did not arise.

Friends. Something is a-rose-ing.

What's better than riding bicycles and drinking beer?

Bicycles and organized beer drinking.

The Oregon Brewers Guild is hosting its 2009 Barleywine Festaroon at the Lucky Labrador Beer Hall, in Northwest Portland.

A 36 beer list will attempt to make jovial friends with the members of The Bike Bar.  We, in turn, will welcome them with a smile and extend a gentlemanly handshake.

...and then call each beer a cowardly cheat, challenging it to a leg-wrestling match.

I've got my money on Andrew pulling favorites.

He has cankles.







Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Bike Portland

Life is better on a bike.


Everything is booked.

I, along with four of my closest bike nerds, am flying out to Portland, Oregon, for three days of two-wheeled pony rides.

We are picking up our bike of choice at a local bike shop and embarking on epic rides to Mount Hood, Tabor and Helen, respectively.

Things that I'm excited about, by the numbers:

15 trail recommendations from local bike shop owners
5 cyclocross bikes
3 mountains

The pieces are coming together nicely.